six words #003

i just invented passive-aggressive laziness

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au: were/vamp/supernatural	holiday	mama didn't raise no criminal	self propelled barrier of stupidity	game night
telepathy/mindmeld	obnoxious in-laws	kidfic	zombie apocolypse	presumed dead
immortality/reincarnation	gold digger	WILD CARD	black market	au: coffee shop
mind control	au: daemons	amicably divorced	teens are monsters	animal transformation
celebratory kiss	beta couple	au: magic	wingfic	road trip