I haven't been online so much because I've been waiting for a certain bit of news, and early this morning I finally got the message:

I GOT A JOB IN JAPAN.
It's at a private English conversation school company, one I know isn't the best, but it'll be the most official job I've had since college and what the fuck I'm going to Japan. I'm a person whose only experience abroad is an afternoon in Baja California.
I probably won't start until this spring. And there are a lot of things I've gotta figure out, like how to break it my bosses at the startup I've been working at, how I'm going to afford the plan ticket, where I'm going to live there and so on. But for now I'm going to bask in the glory of my acceptance.